Wednesday, November 9, 2011

When a bird flies into your house and...

decides to explore your room. And by explore, I mean, imagine my delight when I came home, dropped my bag, and found that there is bird crap on my table, my wall and floor. Only explanation? A bird flew into our house, decides, 'oh yay, it's Michelle's room, let's give her a surprise when she comes home'. Such a simple explanation, really. Yes, a bird flew into our house. And decides to crap. In my room.


So I spent about twenty minutes kneeling on the floor, with my arms outstretched, shouting to the ceiling, 'WHY ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU, WORLDDD?'

Seriously though, I don't recall putting people's houses on fire lately, or tripping people over on purpose, so it can't be karma. Yes, you may laugh at my expense. Really, I don't mind.

7 comments:

Duncan D. Horne - the Kuantan blogger said...

We had a bird fly into out house and it flew straight into the far window, thinking it was open air, and collapsed to the floor. It stood there on the floor, really still for a good 20 minutes. We opened the windows and eventually it just flew straight out like nothing had happened!

Duncan In Kuantan

Michelle said...

Oh wow Duncan, really? We've also had birds come into our house once or twice before this, but never as daring as this one!

Anonymous said...

LOL...i wont be tat dramatic to ask the world why but the stupid bird will bear my wrath for causing me some works to clean up after it....and forgetting to add that if i managed to get my hands on tis bird, it can say goodbye to tis world, hahahah....hehehehhehe - MAUREEN

michamae said...

when your having the most worst day ever, yelling at anything helps! i know how that is when you just cant get any thoughts or feelings or emotions together you really don't even know what your feeling you just know it isn't right! sorry you had to feel that pain but i am so sure that you became stronger from that and it's a great thing! check out my blog its my first but i would love to know what people think... stepintomyheels.blogspot.com

Michelle said...

Maureen: Haha that made me smile. Gosh, I always love reading your comments!

michamae: This wasn't that bad, mainly just a tad hilarious, but what you said there is true. Thanks for commenting!

Tina L said...

Hey,
I like your blog layout. Would you mind sharing how you make those icons on the top (ie home/about me etc) ? You're help would be much appreciated! :)
ps: blessed are thsose to be blessed with the bird presence lol.. Well at least you got a funny story to tell your friends now hehe
Take cares

Michelle said...

Thanks for your lovely comment, Tina L. And yeah, sure thing! After downloading a font from here, where they have absolutely gorgeous fonts, I simply used the font I downloaded and wrote up the icons (about me, bucket list etc.) on a long strip of banner. You can do this on any photo editor, like gimp, but even paint should work. I then cropped the banner to each icon separately, so I had my six icons in the end!

I hope that made sense, and didn't confuse you. If you have any more questions, feel free to hit me back with a comment! I'm happy to help :)


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